Saturday Night Live (TV Series)
Teri Garr/Mick Fleetwood's Zoo (1983)
Joe Piscopo: Various
Quotes
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Marilyn Monroe : Who told you to sign that treaty anyway?
John F. Kennedy : Eh... eh, well, eh... eh, Angie, eh, Dickinson, Marilyn.
Marilyn Monroe : And you listened to her?
John F. Kennedy : Well, I'm sorry, Marilyn, I'm just the kind of man who, eh, needs, eh, lots and lots of...
[coughs]
John F. Kennedy : ... advisors.
Marilyn Monroe : Huh. And my research is not enough? Oh boy.
[sighs]
Marilyn Monroe : Did Arthur Miller need more people when I rewrote "Death of a Salesman"? Or Joe DiMaggio, when I corrected his batting stance?
[performs said batting stance]
John F. Kennedy : Oh boy, Marilyn, eh... heh, what a stance that was, huh?
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Marilyn Monroe : Oh, Mr. President, I'm ready to do it.
John F. Kennedy : Fine, fine, now how do I handle this Berlin crisis?
[picks up a folder as Marilyn puts on her spectacles]
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Abraham Lincoln : [arriving late at Ford's Theatre] Sorry I'm late, guys, but I was freeing some Negroes!
[laughs loudly at his own joke]