- Paul Charters: I say, you're, um, y-you're not a teetotaler, are you?
- Dr. Martin Kelog: No.
- Paul Charters: Good, good. That kind's worse than no company at all.
- Lotti: What makes you think I'm antagonistic towards you?
- Dr. Martin Kelog: Oh, not just me, but what I stand for. You're a part of two proud races. They're at war inside ya. You're at war with yourself.
- Lotti: Am I really beautiful?
- Dr. Martin Kelog: Very.
- Lotti: Like an animal? That's what you called me, you know.
- Dr. Martin Kelog: There are only two other categories, vegetable and mineral. You're a long way from being a parsnip, Lotti.
- Lotti: Oh. I'd ask you in, but I'm afraid of myself.
- Dr. Martin Kelog: Afraid?
- Lotti: I'm constantly torn between the enjoyment of your company, and the desire to hit you with a heavy object. And right now I feel like hitting you with a heavy object.
- Dr. Martin Kelog: ...I'm Dr. Kelog. I'm on my way to the Van Brink plantation. Am I headed right?
- Lotti: [glares at him]
- Dr. Martin Kelog: Me doctor come lately along this place. You savvy plantation belongem Missy Van Brink?
- Lotti: [glares]
- Dr. Martin Kelog: You don't understand a word I'm saying, do ya? Well, this road's bound to lead somewhere.
- Lotti: [glares at him as he gets back into jeep]
- Dr. Martin Kelog: You're a magnificent animal. If I ever get the urge to go native, I'll look ya up.
- [drives off]
- Lotti: Animal, am I?
- Paul Charters: Expensive medicine is wasted on the natives. Give them an aspirin or a dose of castor oil and they'll think they've been run through the Mayo Clinic. That's my philosophy.