Screen Directors Playhouse (TV Series)
Tom and Jerry (1955)
Charles Lane: Joseph P. Garrity
Quotes
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Tom Macy : Then I asked Jerry why she was suspicious. She said she ran into a jeweler - and you can have him - and he asked her how she liked the necklace I gave her.
Joseph P. Garrity : Well, how *did* she like it?
Tom Macy : I gave her a garbage disposal.
Joseph P. Garrity : Oh, no...
Tom Macy : Well, you see, we - we decided to give each other practical presents... Well, I - I hadn't had a very good year, you see.
Joseph P. Garrity : No, I can imagine - what with buying necklaces and things.
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Joseph P. Garrity : Breaking up a marriage is a serious business, Tom. We lawy...
Mrs. Garrity : Your dinner's ready.
Joseph P. Garrity : We lawyers are duty-bound to preserve the sanctity of marriage. It's...
Mrs. Garrity : It's on the table.
Joseph P. Garrity : As I was saying, Tom, marriage is a beautiful thing...
Mrs. Garrity : It's getting cold!
Joseph P. Garrity : Oh, will you shut your big mouth?... Marriage can be very beautiful, Tom...