Peter Lawford: Tom Macy

Quotes 

• Tom Macy : Won't you sit down, Father?

  Father O'Dowd : No, thank you... Goodbye, my dear... Tom, I'm leaving you on third base.

• Jerry Macy : Do you remember a toast you made? Before you were so stupid? When I promised your bride I'd be?

  Tom Macy : That's a little vague...

  Jerry Macy : Well, being a woman, I do... "If life's shadows lengthen over the years, our love will strengthen through laughter and tears. If words can express what is deep in my heart, I love you, my darling, 'til death..." Let's call it a day, Tom.

• Jerry Macy : How's Lola?

  Tom Macy : She has circles under her circles - waiting for me to divorce you.

• Tom Macy : Then I asked Jerry why she was suspicious. She said she ran into a jeweler - and you can have him - and he asked her how she liked the necklace I gave her.

  Joseph P. Garrity : Well, how *did* she like it?

  Tom Macy : I gave her a garbage disposal.

  Joseph P. Garrity : Oh, no...

  Tom Macy : Well, you see, we - we decided to give each other practical presents... Well, I - I hadn't had a very good year, you see.

  Joseph P. Garrity : No, I can imagine - what with buying necklaces and things.

• Judge : Why did she throw you out?

  Tom Macy : Please, your honor - it's none of your business.

  Judge : Oh - well, this is going to be jolly.

• [last lines] 

  Tom Macy : ... Forgive us our trespasses, as we forgive those who... Please, Jerry.