Scrubs (TV Series)
My Brother, My Keeper (2003)
Zach Braff: Dr. John 'J.D.' Dorian
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Quotes
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J.D. : I still can't believe I power-walked 'butt-naked' through the halls of the hospital last night.
Turk : My man, I know that wasn't you.
J.D. : How?
Turk : I'm not really proud of this, but I can pick your puff-'n'-stuff out of a line-up.
J.D. : Oh, it changed since you saw it - it got a haircut.
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Dr. John "J.D." Dorian : Y'know, sir, Dr. Townshend was telling me you had some great old stories about the hospital. I'd love to hear one sometime.
Dr. Bob Kelso : Well, what the hell. Back in '68- I don't like you. The end.
[Dr. Kelso leaves]
Dr. Townshend : He tells that one a lot.
Dr. John "J.D." Dorian : I know.
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J.D. : Can I call you Townsy?
Dr. Townshend : No.
J.D. : [thought] Me and Townsy were having a great time.
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Dr. Bob Kelso : No offense sport. Don't think I have anything against ugly people.
Dr. John "J.D." Dorian : Why would I take offense to that?
Dr. Bob Kelso : ...No reason.
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Dr. John "J.D." Dorian : Sir, can I call you Townsy?
Dr. Townshend : No.
Dr. John "J.D." Dorian : [voiceover] I was having a great time working with Townsy.
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Dr. Bob Kelso : You need to shape up, son. Lord knows you're never gonna get by on your looks.
Dr. John "J.D." Dorian : All right, first of all, at the very least I'm interesting looking; all right?