Scrubs (TV Series)

My Brother, Where Art Thou? (2003)

Donald Faison: Dr. Christopher Turk

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• Dr. John 'J.D.' Dorian : Turk, you don't get it, man. Your family was there for you.

  Dr. Christopher Turk : You know, I love how kids of divorced swear they have the market cornered on family dysfunction; but let me share with you a typical Thanksgiving at the Turk household. It starts with my mother yelling at my sister for yelling at my grandmother who's yelling at the television screen, which happens to be the microwave. And then my militant brother Jubari - formerly "Bob" - gives my father attitude for using the word "black," *even though* he's referring to the turkey, which by the way only got burnt because instead of turning the oven off, my bipolar aunt Leslie tried to shove her head in it. But you know what we do? We kiss, and we hug, and we apologize for all the things we said, 'cause a month later we're gonna get together and do it again at Christmas!

• Dr. Christopher Turk : So, Mrs. D.'s getting remarried, huh?

  Dan Dorian : Ugh, yeah! To a loser! Total loser. This guy's making me move out of Mom's attic.

  Dr. John 'J.D.' Dorian : Oh, the audacity.

  Dan Dorian : I know.

• Dan Dorian : I did not -- repeat, did NOT -- just drop a toothbrush in the toilet.

  Dr. Christopher Turk : Was it blue?

  Dan Dorian : Yellow.

  Dr. Christopher Turk : [J.D. groans]  Oh, don't sweat it.

• Dr. John 'J.D.' Dorian : Turk! Can you please not put your skivvies in the freezer? I'm sick of my Popsicles tasting like fabric softener!

  Dr. Christopher Turk : I like my bad boys to stay nice and cold.

  Dan Dorian : Make sure you're nice and dry down there, otherwise you get a tongue-on-the-flagpole situation. You don't want that.