Scrubs (TV Series)
My Choosiest Choice of All (2004)
John C. McGinley: Dr. Perry Cox
Quotes
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[Dr. Cox looks up towards the ceiling]
Dr. Cox : Now, I know you say you love us all equally. But you don't, do ya? I'm onto you, Big Man.
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Dr. Perry Cox : Honestly, Jordan, I have never despised anyone more.
Jordan : Oh, my God. You have a crush on her.
Dr. Perry Cox : Who said who to what now?
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Dr. Perry Cox : Look, there's a new doctor at the hospital, and she is such a relentless chore that every time she's harping at me, I actually see your face.
Jordan : I love that you think about me at work.
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Dr. Perry Cox : Hey, Jordan! You know what's weird?
Jordan : Tell me.
Dr. Perry Cox : We're so close, and yet if anybody asks if we're married, all either one of us can say is--is no.
Jordan : Actually, I say we were married for five years then got divorced, now we're back living together, have a child, but we're in a long-term, committed relationship.
Dr. Perry Cox : Yeah, that's what I say, too... . That or... no.
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Janitor : [Dr. Cox rushes through the hallway, and is stopped short by Security Guard Janitor and his nightstick] Whoa, whoa! Whoa, whoa, whoa! Moving a little quick there, aren't we, bub? Got a story to tell me?
Dr. Perry Cox : Here's a story: It's called The Security Guard Who Was Sodomized With His Own Nightstick.
Janitor : Why don't we just consider this a warning.