Scrubs (TV Series)
My Dream Job (2003)
John C. McGinley: Dr. Perry Cox
Quotes
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Dr. John 'J.D.' Dorian : Dr. Cox...
Dr. Perry Cox : Newbie, if the next two words out of your mouth aren't 'see ya' then the third word will be 'oh my god, my crotch, you've punched me in the crotch."
Dr. John 'J.D.' Dorian : See ya.
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Spence : [to Dr. Cox] Hey, congratulations.
Dr. Perry Cox : For what, jackass?
Spence : You just had a baby.
Dr. John 'J.D.' Dorian : No, no, no, she
[Jordan]
Dr. John 'J.D.' Dorian : just had a baby.
Spence : Yeah, but you said it was his. You said something else, too.
Dr. Christopher Turk : That he didn't know it yet.
Spence : That's exactly right!