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Quotes
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J.D. : Morning, Dr Kelso.
Dr. Bob Kelso : Dr Dorian, how is it this whole hospital gets up in arms every time our M.R.I. machine misses a tumor, but every morning our lousy coffee machine spits out warm urine and nobody gives two hoots?
J.D. : We missed another tumor?
Dr. Bob Kelso : Who cares? Point is I have to go across the street to get coffee... piping hot coffee that puts a hop in your step and your ass in the john!
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J.D. : In medicine, you get used to seeing a lot of horrible things.
Dr. Bob Kelso : Morning, sport.
[J.D. looks up at Dr. Kelso, whose face is covered in red burns]
J.D. : [Thinking] Oh, my God! Do *not* say "splotchy."
[Out loud]
J.D. : Good splotchy, Dr. Splotchy.
