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J.D. : Look, Dr. Cox asked me to check in on you. I'm sorry I haven't been here until now.
Jordan : He asked you to check in on me?
J.D. : Yep. So... how ya doin'?
Jordan : Well, I've ruined everything. All he tried to do was take care of me and show me that he loved me, but no, I had to drive him away because I don't like being vulnerable even when I'm normal, let alone with my ankles in stirrups and my coochie on display. So now he's gone away for good, and I would really like to get this thing out of me so I can go home and kill myself.
J.D. : [awkwardly] Well, you sound good.
Jordan : I was going to tell him the truth eventually. I just wanted to see if he was going to be with me because he wanted to, not because he had to. Do you know what I mean?
J.D. : What are you talking about?
Jordan : It's his baby, stupid. Don't tell anyone.
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Jordan : I'll say, Perry, the only way I could've felt more taken care of is if I were at a four-star resort, or a spa, or a Third World country where you've to boil your own sewage if you want something to drink. Oh, and by the way... giant, giant feather in your cap for how much power you wield in this hospital after 15 years!
Dr. Cox : Oh, come on, come on, Jordan... I'm so sorry everything fell apart today, honest to God I am; but I guarantee that when you get here tomorrow Dr Gerson will, in fact, be in the super-deluxe birthing suite, so that you can go ahead and have that storybook, drug-addled, Pitocin induced pregnancy that you've always dreamed of ever since you were a little girl. But, in the meantime, you gotta cut me a little slack. I mean, come on... it's not like I see the real father running around here busting his hump!
Jordan : Oh, that's nice! I'm going home...
Dr. Cox : No... no, you're not.
Jordan : Bye-bye...
Dr. Cox : Jordan, your water just broke.
Jordan : This kid's annoying me already...
