Scrubs (TV Series)

My Life in Four Cameras (2005)

Christa Miller: Jordan Sullivan

Quotes 

• Carla : Well?

  Dr. Cox : I'm sorry, would you please repeat the question?

  Carla : Are you just gonna roll over like that?

  Jordan : That's weird, I asked him the same thing last night.

  Carla : Where's the outrage? The anger? The hate?

  Jordan : Again, last night!

  Carla : You've gone soft.

  Jordan : [gasps]  Okay, now it's getting spooky.

  Carla : Look, you're the only one who can stand up to Kelso.

  Dr. Cox : Ladies and Gentlemen, allow me to present Man Not Caring.

  Carla : Okay, Jordan, little help.

  Jordan : If you don't do what she wants, I'm going to stop having sex with you and start making love... to you.

  Dr. Cox : Where is that bastard? KELSO!

• Jordan : Oh, for God's sake, Perry... adjust your bra, man up and fire the one with the least pathetic story.

  Dr. Cox : Do you really think I know any of these people's stories?

  The Janitor : Well... let me fill you in. First we have Hank: four kids, trying to make it on a dishwasher's salary. Next to him is Mike: lost half his leg in a motorcycle accident. And then there's Judy: been here 30 years... just two away from retirement.

  Jordan : You're... you're friend with all these people?

  The Janitor : Are you kidding me? I read their files! I read everybody's files, Ms Maniac-Depressive... Dr Drinks-a-lot...

  Dr. Cox : Hold your horses...! Just tell me who the last person hired was, would you, please?

  Kenny : [arriving holding a coffee pot]  Looks like you folks could use a refresher! Ah, serving people like you who save lives every day makes me happier then a kitten chasing a leaky cow, ah ah ah! God bless you... God bless you...

  [walks away] 

  Dr. Cox : I have to fire Opie, don't I?

  Jordan : You think?