Scrubs (TV Series)

My Self-Examination (2004)

Christa Miller: Jordan Sullivan

Quotes 

• Dr. Perry Cox : Those pants make your ass look giant.

  Jordan Sullivan : Stop doing this.

  Dr. Perry Cox : I'm doing it for us. You suck at Scrabble.

  Jordan Sullivan : Do I look mad?

  Dr. Perry Cox : You have so much Botox in your expressionless face I can't tell.

  Jordan Sullivan : Ah ah ah...

  Dr. Perry Cox : Oh, is that a frown?

  Jordan Sullivan : What else you got?

  Dr. Perry Cox : Well, when it's my turn to listen to the baby monitor, I just wait 'till you're asleep and I turn it off.

  Jordan Sullivan : Perry, give it up. There's nothing you can say.

  Dr. Perry Cox : Ah... You and your mother are basically the same person.

  Jordan Sullivan : [whispering angrily]  What did you say? I will kill you!

  Dr. Perry Cox : If you don't wanna fight in front of Jack anymore, I understand; but I don't think that means we gotta stop all together. I mean, Jordan, you are an unpredictable, passionate person and you challenge me each and every day; and honestly that's the reason I can imagine being with you when I'm 70 and you're 65, and your face is 40 and your boobs are 29.

  Jordan Sullivan : My face will never look 40!

  Dr. Perry Cox : You're right. My bad.

• Jordan Sullivan : [Jordan and Dr. Cox's fighting make their son cry]  If we keep this up, we're gonna scar him for life!

  Dr. Perry Cox : I don't necessarily buy into all that new agey crap. One time I saw my mom knock my father unconscious with a frying pan. You know what I did? I kept right on going with my birthday party.