Seinfeld (TV Series)
The Contest (1992)
Michael Richards: Cosmo Kramer
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Quotes
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Jerry Seinfeld : It's easier for a woman not to do it than a man, we have to do it, it's part of our lifestyle. It's like shaving.
Elaine Benes : Oh, that is such baloney! I shave my legs.
Cosmo Kramer : [while eating] Not everyday.
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Cosmo Kramer : [after having seen a naked woman across the street, he enters his apartment and exits 30 seconds later with a wad of cash] I'm out!
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Jerry Seinfeld : [Jerry is singing along to Tiny Toons on Nickelodeon to take his mind off of sex] The wheels on the bus go round and round, round and round, round and round.
Kramer : [Kramer sings along] The woman across the block has nothing on, nothing on, nothing on.
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Kramer : Count me in on this.
Jerry Seinfeld : You? You'll be out before we get the check.