Seinfeld (TV Series)
The Gymnast (1994)
Jason Alexander: George Costanza
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Quotes
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Jerry Seinfeld : So let me get this straight. You find yourself in the kitchen. You see an éclair in the receptacle... and you think to yourself: "What the hell, I'll just eat some trash."
George Louis Costanza : No, no, no. It was not trash.
Jerry Seinfeld : Was it in the trash?
George Louis Costanza : Yes.
Jerry Seinfeld : Then it was trash.
George Louis Costanza : It wasn't down in. It was sort of on top.
Jerry Seinfeld : But it was in the cylinder.
George Louis Costanza : Above the rim.
Jerry Seinfeld : Adjacent to refuse is refuse.
George Louis Costanza : It was on a magazine, and it still had the doily on.
Jerry Seinfeld : Was it eaten?
George Louis Costanza : One little bite.
Jerry Seinfeld : Well, that's garbage.
George Louis Costanza : But I know who took the bite. It was her aunt.
Jerry Seinfeld : You, my friend, have crossed the line that divides man and bum. You are now a bum.
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Mrs. Enright : Are you and your family close?
George Louis Costanza : Very close, yes. Almost painfully close.
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George Louis Costanza : I think she finds my stupidity charming.
Jerry Seinfeld : As we all do.