Seinfeld (TV Series)
The Little Kicks (1996)
Jerry Seinfeld: Jerry Seinfeld
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Quotes
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George Costanza : Have you ever seen Elaine dance?
Jerry : Elaine danced?
George Costanza : More like a full body dry heave set to music.
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Cosmo Kramer : Jerry, you did him a favor. He probably wants to come up and thank you.
Jerry : What if I didn't do it right?
Cosmo Kramer : It's your first time. He'll understand.
Jerry : People with guns don't understand. That's why they get guns. Too many misunderstandings.
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Jerry : I don't care about Brody. I was up on 96th Street today, there was a kid couldn't have been more than ten years old. He was asking a street vendor if he had any other bootlegs as good as Death Blow. That's who I care about. The little kid who needs bootlegs, because his parent or guardian won't let him see the excessive violence and strong sexual content you and I take for granted.
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Elaine Benes : [after Kramer informs her that her dancing is terrible] Jerry, so I stink?
Jerry : All right! You're beyond stink!
Elaine Benes : But I really enjoy dancing.
Jerry : And that's not helping either.
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George Costanza : I'm the bad boy. I've never been the bad boy.
Jerry Seinfeld : You've been the bad employee, the bad son, the bad friend.
George Costanza : Yes, yes yes.
Jerry Seinfeld : The bad fiancé, the bad dinner guest, the bad credit risk.
George Costanza : Okay, the point is made.
Jerry Seinfeld : The bad date, the bad sport, the bad citizen, the bad tipper.