Seinfeld (TV Series)

The Masseuse (1993)

Jennifer Coolidge: Jodi

Photos 

Quotes 

• Jerry Seinfeld : Look, who are you kidding? You come up to my apartment with your table and your little oils, and I'm not supposed to expect anything? You're a massage teaser.

  Jodi : Listen. I massage who I want, when I want. I don't submit to forcible massage.

  [Jerry tries desperately to get her hands on his shoulders again but she pulls them away immediately] 

  Jodi : I'm getting out of here.

  Jerry Seinfeld : Fine. Go.

• George Costanza : You know it's like you never see a really attractive woman getting a traffic ticket.

  Jodi : How can you say that? My sister got a ticket last week. Are you saying she's not attractive?

  George Costanza : Well I've never met your sister but obviously these are not hard-and-fast rules.