Seinfeld (TV Series)
The Non-Fat Yogurt (1993)
Julia Louis-Dreyfus: Elaine Benes
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Quotes
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Maryedith : You know Jerry?
Matthew : Of course. He's a funny f
[bleep]
Matthew : er!
Jerry Seinfeld : Listen, Matthew, I wanna explain something to you. Now, cursing is not something most comedians do.
Matthew : You did it!
Jerry Seinfeld : That's truth but that was an accident, and I haven't done since and I would never do it again. And if you continuing cursing you'll never become a comedian like me when you grow up. Excuse me one second.
Elaine Benes : [George and Elaine makes the okay sign to Jerry, then return to their talk] You know Lloyd advises Dinkin in everything he does.
George Costanza : Yeah... big adviser.
Elaine Benes : He tells him what soap to use.
Jerry Seinfeld : [Jerry sees Matthew destroying his tape] What the f
[bleep]
Jerry Seinfeld : k are you doing, you little piece of s
[bleep]
Jerry Seinfeld : t?
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Elaine Benes : Three days he hasn't called me and you know why? Because he thinks I'm too fat.
Jerry Seinfeld : He said that?
Elaine Benes : No, but I saw the look on his face when he put his arm around me. And then we went to his apartment and I sat on one of his chairs and it broke.
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Elaine Benes : Que Rico!
Jerry Seinfeld : Suave!