Seinfeld (TV Series)

The Non-Fat Yogurt (1993)

Jason Alexander: George Costanza

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Quotes 

• Maryedith : You know Jerry?

  Matthew : Of course. He's a funny f

  [bleep] 

  Matthew : er!

  Jerry Seinfeld : Listen, Matthew, I wanna explain something to you. Now, cursing is not something most comedians do.

  Matthew : You did it!

  Jerry Seinfeld : That's truth but that was an accident, and I haven't done since and I would never do it again. And if you continuing cursing you'll never become a comedian like me when you grow up. Excuse me one second.

  Elaine Benes : [George and Elaine makes the okay sign to Jerry, then return to their talk]  You know Lloyd advises Dinkin in everything he does.

  George Costanza : Yeah... big adviser.

  Elaine Benes : He tells him what soap to use.

  Jerry Seinfeld : [Jerry sees Matthew destroying his tape]  What the f

  [bleep] 

  Jerry Seinfeld : k are you doing, you little piece of s

  [bleep] 

  Jerry Seinfeld : t?