- Samantha Jones: I fucked a guy once because his family had a pool. He was pretty much of a nerd, but I'd go over there and get all coca-buttered up. His mom loved me. She was always serving me Kool-Aid and chips.
- Carrie: Kool-Aid?
- Samantha Jones: Yeah, Kool-Aid. I was 13. And honey, you should have seen my tan.
- [Charlotte York has just discovered that Samantha Jones has slept with her brother Wesley]
- Charlotte: Is your vagina listed in the New York City guide books? Because it should be - hottest spot in town. Always open.