Cassie McBain: This is the worst case of espionage you've ever come across?
Jack Wilde: Well, no.
[scoffs]
Jack Wilde: But it's not easy getting you over here on a Friday night. And it is serious! The Agency has exhausted all of its possibilities of finding out exactly *how* it's been transferred or even which one of the three partners is the guilty party.
Shane Phillips: So... if the Agency has done all they can, what do they expect from us?
Jack Wilde: They just want you to use your unique talent to get close to the suspect and figure out which one is guilty.
Shane Phillips: What do you mean "unique"?
Jack Wilde: [evasive, tries talking about the coffee takeaway] Is there a Sweet Lo?
Shane Phillips: Jack!
Jack Wilde: You know, talent that you have and no one else has.
D.D. Cummings: Like hacking, stealing, conning?
Jack Wilde: Not really.
Cassie McBain: Thieving, breaking and entering, butt-kicking?
Jack Wilde: No!
Shane Phillips: [exhales] You want us to date them.
Jack Wilde: No! No, no, no. I... I'm not saying that at all. What do you take me for?
[the girls envision some kind of hick-town clown pimp]
Cassie McBain: Then what exactly do you want us to do?
Jack Wilde: [strangled voice] I want you to get to know them. Over dinner and drinks. In a socIal setting wearing nice clothes.
Shane Phillips: [chuckles] Okay, now I see the difference.
D.D. Cummings: [scoffs] You do want us to date them.
Jack Wilde: Only if that's what you wanna do. Look, I'm sorry, but nothing else is working, we have to crack this in the next forty-eight hours.
Cassie McBain: Why forty-eight hours?
Jack Wilde: Because that's when the software's being transferred. We don't know *how* or who's doing it. All of which you should know if you've read the package.
Cassie McBain: Look, Jack, we are not sexual objects that can be used as date bait to... to seduce secrets from computer geeks.
Jack Wilde: [holds up photograph of young black guy] This is Sammy August.
Cassie McBain: Is he mine? Can I have him, please, please, please , please, please, please?
[the others look at her funny]
Cassie McBain: Too much?