She Spies (TV Series)
First Date (2003)
Jim Pirri: Craig Zinn
Quotes
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Craig Zinn : [atrocious obnoxious guy] Oh... we're gonna hook up or what?
D.D. Cummings : Excuse me?
Craig Zinn : Well, I think I put in the hours, don't you?
Cassie McBain : [listening in, scoffs, grabs mike] Deeds, it's Cassie. Just remember, if he's guilty, we get to put him in jail. If he's not, we'll break into his house, tie him up, hang him upside down from the ceiling, light incense, pelt him with Tupperware and make him watch The Ya-Ya Sisterhood. Twice.
Jack Wilde : Oh!
[winces]
D.D. Cummings : [brightens up] Your place?
Craig Zinn : Yes, indeedy...!
[which has obvious double meaning]
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Craig Zinn : So... what do you say... we do some tequila shots?
D.D. Cummings : Do you think it's wise to mix tequila with beer? Or... wine? And... Scotch?
Craig Zinn : Hey, if it doesn't kill you, it just... doesn't kill you, or something like that, anyway. Nobody's getting behind the wheel of a car tonight, right? So, we can get hammered... in... the hot tub!
D.D. Cummings : [chuckles, clears throat] I would love to, but, uhm, you know what? I don't have a bathing suit.
[shakes her head]
Craig Zinn : Not to worry.
[walks over to wardrobe, swings open door, it is stocked with the skimpiest swimwear]
Craig Zinn : I carry all sizes and styles. We got French-cut, thong, Brazilian, you name it!
[holds up minuscule hot-pink G-string]
Craig Zinn : This one is my favorite.
D.D. Cummings : Why don't you try it on?
Craig Zinn : Ladies first.
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Craig Zinn : [in the hot tub] So... you wanna make out?
D.D. Cummings : [quickly] I have to go to the bathroom.
Craig Zinn : Why bother getting out? I don't.
[disgusted, D.D. scampers out]
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Craig Zinn : What are you doing on my computer?
D.D. Cummings : I don't understand the question.
Craig Zinn : You don't understand the question?
D.D. Cummings : I just said that. Are you making fun of me?
Craig Zinn : How can you not understand the question?