She Spies (TV Series)

First Date (2003)

Natashia Williams: Shane Phillips

Quotes 

• Cassie McBain : This is the worst case of espionage you've ever come across?

  Jack Wilde : Well, no.

  [scoffs] 

  Jack Wilde : But it's not easy getting you over here on a Friday night. And it is serious! The Agency has exhausted all of its possibilities of finding out exactly *how* it's been transferred or even which one of the three partners is the guilty party.

  Shane Phillips : So... if the Agency has done all they can, what do they expect from us?

  Jack Wilde : They just want you to use your unique talent to get close to the suspect and figure out which one is guilty.

  Shane Phillips : What do you mean "unique"?

  Jack Wilde : [evasive, tries talking about the coffee takeaway]  Is there a Sweet Lo?

  Shane Phillips : Jack!

  Jack Wilde : You know, talent that you have and no one else has.

  D.D. Cummings : Like hacking, stealing, conning?

  Jack Wilde : Not really.

  Cassie McBain : Thieving, breaking and entering, butt-kicking?

  Jack Wilde : No!

  Shane Phillips : [exhales]  You want us to date them.

  Jack Wilde : No! No, no, no. I... I'm not saying that at all. What do you take me for?

  [the girls envision some kind of hick-town clown pimp] 

  Cassie McBain : Then what exactly do you want us to do?

  Jack Wilde : [strangled voice]  I want you to get to know them. Over dinner and drinks. In a socIal setting wearing nice clothes.

  Shane Phillips : [chuckles]  Okay, now I see the difference.

  D.D. Cummings : [scoffs]  You do want us to date them.

  Jack Wilde : Only if that's what you wanna do. Look, I'm sorry, but nothing else is working, we have to crack this in the next forty-eight hours.

  Cassie McBain : Why forty-eight hours?

  Jack Wilde : Because that's when the software's being transferred. We don't know *how* or who's doing it. All of which you should know if you've read the package.

  Cassie McBain : Look, Jack, we are not sexual objects that can be used as date bait to... to seduce secrets from computer geeks.

  Jack Wilde : [holds up photograph of young black guy]  This is Sammy August.

  Cassie McBain : Is he mine? Can I have him, please, please, please , please, please, please?

  [the others look at her funny] 

  Cassie McBain : Too much?

• Sammy August : [getting acquainted over hot dogs on a stick]  What do you do?

  Shane Phillips : I work for a secret government organization seeking to rid the world of bad guys.

  Sammy August : [taking it in his stride]  Does it pay well?