She Spies (TV Series)
First Episode (2002)
Natasha Henstridge: Cassie McBain
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Quotes
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Shane Phillips : You know what I hate?
Cassie McBain : The systemic anger and alienation in today's younger generation?
D.D. Cummings : The rapidly increasing national debt and its effect on our health and welfare programs?
Cassie McBain : Those tiny little hairs that grow on your earlobe?
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Cassie McBain : Come on, Shane, not every elected official is a skirt-chasing liar who preaches virtues he doesn't live up to. I mean, it's that 99 percent of the politicians that give the others a bad idea.
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Governor Gary McNamara : But there's a number of people who still think I should be President.
Cassie McBain : There are a number of people who eat other people, doesn't mean I'd put it on the ballot.
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Jack Wilde : We've got word that there's going to be an attempt on the Governor during the show, and they've already started taping.
D.D. Cummings : What do you mean, you "got word"? From where?
Jack Wilde : Never mind.
Shane Phillips : No, no, really. How do you "get word" on something like that?
Jack Wilde : Never mind.
Cassie McBain : And how come you always "get word" part of it? You always know what's going to happen but never who's doing it or how.
Jack Wilde : I said never mind. Can we get over there, please?
D.D. Cummings : We're just a little confused.
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Governor Gary McNamara : I guess you've heard of cryogenics?
Cassie McBain : Sure we have; the human snowcone, the freeze-dried nuts, the people who get frostbite *after* they die.
D.D. Cummings : Walt Disney did it; who's next, Michael Ice-ner?
Cassie McBain : The only people who've done that are absolute zeros.
D.D. Cummings : Or people with bi-polar personalities.
Governor Gary McNamara : What were they in jail for, was it beating a joke to death?
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D.D. Cummings : Our first assignment is on a new TV show?
Shane Phillips : And if we don't deliver their program...?
Cassie McBain : Then our program...
[to Jack:]
Cassie McBain : you know, the one that you created... will get cancelled.
Jack Wilde : Exactly.
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D.D. Cummings : [re pilot episodes] The first one is always a cheat. The rest of the series is never as good.
Shane Phillips : Yup. That's because they spend all their money on it.
Cassie McBain : Put in *lots* of sex and action so they can fool you into thinking it's gonna be like that every week.
D.D. Cummings : That is so sleazy.
Shane Phillips : I agree.