comely young saleslady: [re wooden box] Now this was crafted by a very talented carver living in Arkansas. He used cedar wood. See the beautiful swell and fall of the lines?
Capt. Harry Lipschitz: Those are beautiful lines there, Tom.
Det. Sgt. Tom Ryan: Beautiful swell and fall.
[not really looking at the box]
Det. Sgt. Tom Ryan: So that would be used for pencils, earrings, what?
comely young saleslady: Condoms!
Capt. Harry Lipschitz: Excuse me?
comely young saleslady: It's a condom container. It sits on your nightstand.
Det. Sgt. Tom Ryan: [smiling at Harry:] And to think we didn't know what to get her.
[chuckles, to saleslady,cocking his head at Harry:]
Det. Sgt. Tom Ryan: He'll take two.
Capt. Harry Lipschitz: [to saleslady] Uh, thank you very much for your help.
[retreats]
comely young saleslady: Oh, did I show you the little divider? It makes it so easy to separate your ribbed ones from your...
Capt. Harry Lipschitz: No! Uh, bye-bye!
[grabs Tom:]
Capt. Harry Lipschitz: Come on, come on, come on...
[steers him out]