Silk Stalkings (TV Series)

Do You Believe in Magic? (1998)

Charlie Brill: Capt. Harry Lipschitz

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Quotes 

• comely young saleslady : [re wooden box]  Now this was crafted by a very talented carver living in Arkansas. He used cedar wood. See the beautiful swell and fall of the lines?

  Capt. Harry Lipschitz : Those are beautiful lines there, Tom.

  Det. Sgt. Tom Ryan : Beautiful swell and fall.

  [not really looking at the box] 

  Det. Sgt. Tom Ryan : So that would be used for pencils, earrings, what?

  comely young saleslady : Condoms!

  Capt. Harry Lipschitz : Excuse me?

  comely young saleslady : It's a condom container. It sits on your nightstand.

  Det. Sgt. Tom Ryan : [smiling at Harry:]  And to think we didn't know what to get her.

  [chuckles, to saleslady,cocking his head at Harry:] 

  Det. Sgt. Tom Ryan : He'll take two.

  Capt. Harry Lipschitz : [to saleslady]  Uh, thank you very much for your help.

  [retreats] 

  comely young saleslady : Oh, did I show you the little divider? It makes it so easy to separate your ribbed ones from your...

  Capt. Harry Lipschitz : No! Uh, bye-bye!

  [grabs Tom:] 

  Capt. Harry Lipschitz : Come on, come on, come on...

  [steers him out]