Silk Stalkings (TV Series)
Do You Believe in Magic? (1998)
Chris Potter: Det. Sgt. Tom Ryan
Quotes
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comely young saleslady : [re wooden box] Now this was crafted by a very talented carver living in Arkansas. He used cedar wood. See the beautiful swell and fall of the lines?
Capt. Harry Lipschitz : Those are beautiful lines there, Tom.
Det. Sgt. Tom Ryan : Beautiful swell and fall.
[not really looking at the box]
Det. Sgt. Tom Ryan : So that would be used for pencils, earrings, what?
comely young saleslady : Condoms!
Capt. Harry Lipschitz : Excuse me?
comely young saleslady : It's a condom container. It sits on your nightstand.
Det. Sgt. Tom Ryan : [smiling at Harry:] And to think we didn't know what to get her.
[chuckles, to saleslady,cocking his head at Harry:]
Det. Sgt. Tom Ryan : He'll take two.
Capt. Harry Lipschitz : [to saleslady] Uh, thank you very much for your help.
[retreats]
comely young saleslady : Oh, did I show you the little divider? It makes it so easy to separate your ribbed ones from your...
Capt. Harry Lipschitz : No! Uh, bye-bye!
[grabs Tom:]
Capt. Harry Lipschitz : Come on, come on, come on...
[steers him out]
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Det. Sgt. Cassandra 'Cassy' St. John : [chiding Tom for having bought her birthday gift at the last moment] It's gotta have something to do with that Y chromosome.
Det. Sgt. Tom Ryan : Why must everything always have to be about sex with you?
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Det. Sgt. Tom Ryan : [to Cassy, who won't stop nagging him about that TV set he broke] You know, more and more I'm beginning to think that in a past life you were part of the Spanish Inquisition.