- Det. Sgt. Tom Ryan: Who kills somebody and then makes the bed?
- Det. Sgt. Cassandra 'Cassy' St. John: Martha Stewart?
- [Tom chuckles]
- Sterling Morton: In my prelim, I found foreign hair on the victim's genitalia and shorts.
- Det. Sgt. Tom Ryan: Sterling, the guy was having sex in a hotel room with a woman. What did you expect to find in his shorts, the Gideon Bible?
- Sterling Morton: No, no... but it wasn't pubic hair. There was no sign of sexual activity, at least not intercourse. However...
- Det. Sgt. Tom Ryan: Why does there always have to be a however?
- Sterling Morton: However... the victim's genital area had been sprayed with Cascade.
- Det. Sgt. Tom Ryan: The... the cleaning fluid?
- Sterling Morton: No, not that. The four hundred dollar an ounce perfume.
- Det. Sgt. Tom Ryan: [astonished] Really?
- Sterling Morton: Why?
- Det. Sgt. Tom Ryan: You know, using perfume... to... to wipe out prints, this is not a new idea... But at four hundred bucks an ounce... you'd think they'd prefer Windex.