"The Simpsons" Barting Over (TV Episode 2003) - Dan Castellaneta as Homer Simpson, Arthur Miller, Santa's Little Helper, TV Announcer, Blue-Haired Lawyer, Grampa Simpson, Drug Pusher

Bart : I want to be emancipated.

Homer : Emancipated! Don't you like bein' a dude?
Viagrogaine Announcer : [At the end of a commercial for a combination hair restorer/penis enlarger] Possible side effects include loss of scalp and penis.

Homer Simpson : What did it say about my scalp?
Homer : I've been carrying this bag of sugar to represent a baby, and...

[sees he is holding a real baby]

Homer : Wha...? Where the hell's my sugar?

[cut to Cletus and his wife with a sugar-bag in baby clothes]

Cletus : Condoleeza-Marie ain't too peppy today.

Brandine : And I don't remember her bein' this granulated.

Dia-Betty : Can I put your baby in my coffee?

Cletus : Well, the doctor said if you eat any more babies, they gonna take yer foot.
Marge Simpson : [notices Homeless guy] Here's 5 dollars, go buy yourself a suit.

Bum : [takes the money] Yeh I'll buy a suit... OF DRUGS! MUHAHAHA
[TV executives want Homer for a TV ad about bald and impotent men]

Homer : Well, I am bald and important!
Bart Simpson : I want to be emancipated!

Homer Simpson : Emancipated? Why do you want that? Don't you like being a dude?

Dan Castellaneta: Homer Simpson, Arthur Miller, Santa's Little Helper, TV Announcer, Blue-Haired Lawyer, Grampa Simpson, Drug Pusher