The Simpsons (TV Series)
Brush with Greatness (1991)
Dan Castellaneta: Homer Simpson, Krusty the Clown, Spotter, Scott Christian, Art Student, Painter, Weatherby
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Quotes
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Bart Simpson , Lisa Simpson : Will you take us to Mount Splashmore?
Homer Simpson : No.
Bart Simpson , Lisa Simpson : Will you take us to Mount Splashmore?
Homer Simpson : No.
Bart Simpson , Lisa Simpson : Will you take us to Mount Splashmore?
Homer Simpson : No!
[series of dissolves, showing this continuing, ad infinitum, until Homer and Marge are in bed]
Bart Simpson , Lisa Simpson : Will you take us to Mount Splashmore?
Homer Simpson : NO! NO! NO!
Bart Simpson , Lisa Simpson : Will you take us-?
Homer Simpson : IF I TAKE YOU, WILL YOU TWO SHUT UP AND QUIT BUGGING ME?
Bart Simpson : Yeah!
Lisa Simpson : Of course!
Bart Simpson : Well?
Bart Simpson , Lisa Simpson : Will you take us to Mount Splashmore?
Homer Simpson : Yes!
Bart Simpson , Lisa Simpson : Thanks, Dad!
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Homer Simpson : [moans] Why did I have to start my diet on pork chop night?
Marge Simpson : Homer, we've got steamed vegetables and rice cakes for you.
Homer Simpson : [shudders and picks up a rice cake] Wait, I've been setting my drinks on these things!
Marge Simpson : They're only thirty-five calories apiece.
Homer Simpson : [bites it, then cups a hand towards it] Hello? Hello! Hello, taste? Where are you?
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Krusty the Clown : [on his TV show] So come to Mount Splashmore! I told them you would! Don't make me a liar! Let's all sing the Mount Splashmore song! I wanna go to Mount Splashmore... Take me, take me, take me there right now! Now, now, now, now, now!
Lisa Simpson : This is a rather shameless promotion.
Bart Simpson : Hey, it worked on me.
Lisa Simpson : Me, too.
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[Homer arrives at the slide but sees that there's a very long queue]
Homer Simpson : To hell with this!
[pushes through the queue]
Homer Simpson : Slide Inspector coming through! Move to the right! Hey! Out of the way! I'm here for your safety!
Lady in line : God bless that man.
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Homer Simpson : Hey marge I'm 239 and I'm feeling fine!