The Simpsons (TV Series)

Faith Off (2000)

Harry Shearer: Ned Flanders, Gary, Dean, Guard #1, Guard #2, Dr. Hibbert, Reverend Lovejoy, Lenny, Kent Brockman, Game Announcer

Quotes 

• Homer Simpson : You workin'?

  Benjamin : Oh my, yes. I'm on a secret project that I'm not at liberty to divulge...

  [coughs] 

  Benjamin : cyborgs...

  Doug : I invented a program that downloads porn off the internet one million times faster.

  Marge Simpson : Does anybody need that much porno?

  Homer Simpson : Uuh-huuh-uuuh, one million times.

• Dr. Hibbert : Son, I'm afraid that leg is hanging by a thread.

  Anton Lubchenko : Lubchenko must return to game!

  Dr. Hibbert : [chuckles]  Your playing days are over, my friend. But, you can always fall back on your degree in...

  [reads chart] 

  Dr. Hibbert : communications? Oh, dear Lord!

  Anton Lubchenko : I know! Is phony major. Lubchenko learn nothing. Nothing!

  [cries]