The Simpsons (TV Series)
Flaming Moe's (1991)
Hank Azaria: Drederick Tatum, Moe Szyslak, Paparazzo, Quimby's Aide, Professor Frink, Delivery Man
Quotes
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Moe : Moe's Tavern.
Bart : Uh, yes, I'm looking for a friend of mine. Last name Jass, first name Hugh.
Moe : Hold on, I'll check.
[calls]
Moe : Hugh Jass! Hey, I want a Hugh Jass! Oh, somebody check the men's room for a Hugh Jass!
Hugh Jass : Uh, I'm Hugh Jass.
Moe : Telephone.
Hugh Jass : Hello, this is Hugh Jass.
Bart : Uh, hi.
Hugh Jass : Who's this?
Bart : Bart Simpson.
Hugh Jass : What can I do for you, Bart?
Bart : Uh, look, I'll level with you, mister. This is a crank call that sorta back-fired, and I'd like to bail out right now.
Hugh Jass : All right. Better luck next time.
[hangs up]
Hugh Jass : What a nice young man.
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Mayor Quimby : Hence forth this day shall forever be known as: Flaming Moe's Day.
Quimby's Aide : Ah, sir, this is already Veteran's Day.
Mayor Quimby : It can be two things!
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Professor Frink : All right, according to the gas chromatograph, the secret ingredient is... love? Who's been screwing with this thing?
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Moe : People today are healthier and drinking less. You know, if it wasn't for the junior high school next door, no one would even use the cigarette machine.
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Moe : He may have come up with the recipe, but I came up with the idea of charging $6.95 for it.
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Kent Brockman : [In the introduction to an 'Eye on Springfield' episode] And we visit with heavyweight champion Drederick Tatum who reminisces about growing up in Springfield.
Drederick Tatum : That town is a dump. If you ever see me back there, you know I really
[beeped out expletive]
Drederick Tatum : bad.