The Simpsons (TV Series)
Homer and Ned's Hail Mary Pass (2005)
Julie Kavner: Marge Simpson
Quotes
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Marge Simpson : Ned, there's more to the Bible than blood and gore.
Ned Flanders : Oh, I-I guess you'd rather see a film about a liberal European wizard school, or-or the latest sexcapade of Ms. Ashley Judd.
Marge Simpson : Well, I don't like *this* movie, and I'm going to boycott your financier, Mr. Burns.
Mr. Burns : Oh, really? And what will you use instead of nuclear power?
Marge Simpson : Solar.
Lenny : Hydroelectric.
Moe Szyslak : A mix of conservation and wind.
Mr. Burns : Who told you about those?
Carl Carlson : A talking tree in a commercial.
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Marge Simpson : [seeing Flanders shooting a new movie] Oh, my. Ned's next movie seems even bloodier than the last one.
Ned Flanders : [as Lou whips Hans Moleman] Now, there's no need to actually whip him. We can put the sound in later.
Mr. Burns : No! As your financial backer, I insist upon reality. Pharaoh didn't put the sound in later.
Ned Flanders : But who'd know the difference?
Mr. Burns : The people being whipped!
[taking Lou's whip, he starts whipping Hans himself]
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Marge Simpson : Lisa, could you pass the salad?
LeBron James : [taking the bowl] And it's James with the steal!
["dunking" it through and hanging onto the chandelier, his weight breaks it and he crashes back to the table]
Marge Simpson : Who wants to help me clear the table?
Ming Yao : [in Chinese] I'm sorry, but I do not understand English.
Lisa Simpson : Wait a second. I've read that you speak excellent English.
Ming Yao : [quietly, switching languages] Shut up, kid. I got a good thing going here.
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Marge Simpson : Aren't you that crazy cat lady?
Crazy Cat Lady : Yes, I am. But thanks to this psychoactive medication, I enjoy brief moments of lucidity.
Marge Simpson : Those are just Reese's Pieces.
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Marge Simpson : Everyone seemed so happy, but I'm surprised at Ned. He left out all the good times Cain and Abel had when they were growing up.
Lisa Simpson : He's just being true to the Bible, which *is* pretty violent.
Bart Simpson : And sexy. King David stole someone else's wife, Mary Magdalene was a hooker...
Marge Simpson : Bart. How do you know these things?
Bart Simpson : [holding up "The Bible for Wise-Asses"] Eh, it's all in this book.