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The Simpsons (TV Series)
Homer the Great (1995)
Julie Kavner: Marge Simpson
Quotes
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Marge Simpson : Kids can be so cruel.
Bart Simpson : [walking by] We can? Thanks Mom!
[runs off]
Lisa Simpson : Ow, cut it out Bart!
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Marge : Oh, Homer, don't start stalking people again. It's so illegal. Remember when you were stalking Charles Karault because you thought he dug up your garden?
Homer : Well, something did.
Marge : I don't want you stalking people tonight.
Homer : All right, fine. I'll be right back. I'm just going outside... to... stalk... Lenny and Carl... D'oh!
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Marge : Homer, a man who called himself "you-know-who" just invited you to a secret "wink-wink" at the "you-know-what". You certainly are popular now that you're a Stonecutter.
Homer : Oh, yeah. Beer busts, beer blasts, keggers, stein hoists, AA meetings, beer night. It's wonderful, Marge. I've never felt so accepted in all my life. These people looked deep within my soul and assigned me a number based on the order in which I joined.