The Simpsons (TV Series)
Homer's Barbershop Quartet (1993)
Pamela Hayden: Milhouse Van Houten, Reporter #3, Sarah Wiggum, Barney's Girlfriend, Kwik-E-Mart Customer
Quotes
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Barney's Girlfriend : I would like a single plum floating in perfume and served in a man's hat.
Moe Szyslak : Sure.
[serves drink]
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[after Johnny Carson makes a joke about him, Clancy fires his gun at the television several times, without hitting it]
Sarah Wiggum : Clancy, use the remote!
Chief Wiggum : I can't find it.
Sarah Wiggum : Well, check your holster.
Chief Wiggum : [looks] Oh, yeah.
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Bart : Oh boy! Free trading cards!
Milhouse Van Houten : Wow! Joseph of Arimathea! Twenty six conversions in A.D. 46.
Nelson Muntz : Whoa. A Methuselah rookie card!
Ned Flanders : Heh heh. Well, boys, who'd have thought learning about religion could be fun?
Bart : Religion?
Milhouse Van Houten : Learning?
Nelson Muntz : Let's get out of here!
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Reporter #3 : Principal Skinner, you've been referred to as "the funny one." Is that reputation justified?
Principal Skinner : [deadpan] Yes. Yes, it is.
[laughter]
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Apu : [after the Be-Sharps have broken up, Apu goes back to work at the Kwik-E-Mart] Well, it may not pay much, but at least it's good, honest work.
Kwik-E-Mart Customer : How much for this expired carton of milk?
Apu : Twelve dollars!