The Simpsons (TV Series)
Homer's Barbershop Quartet (1993)
Yeardley Smith: Lisa Simpson
Quotes
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Lisa Simpson : I can't believe you're not still popular.
Bart : What'd you do, screw up like the Beatles and say you were bigger than Jesus?
Homer : All the time. It was the title of our second album.
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Lisa Simpson : Wow, look at all this Be Sharps merchandise. Lunch boxes, coffee mugs, funny foam.
[squirts the funny foam on Homer]
Homer : They took the foam off the market because they found out it was poisonous, but if you ask me, if you're dumb enough to eat it, you deserve to die.
[looks over at Bart who's eating the foam]
Homer : Bart!
Bart : [with a mouth full of foam] What?
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Homer : We were about to learn an iron law of show business: what goes up must come down.
Lisa Simpson : What about Bob Hope? He's been consistently popular for over 50 years.
Bart : So's Sinatra.
Homer : Well, anyway, we were all getting tired of...
Lisa Simpson : Dean Martin still packs 'em in.
Bart : Ditto Tom Jones.
Homer : Shut up!
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Lisa Simpson : Wow! An original Malibu Stacey from 1958.
[picking the toy up and seeing its perky, pointy breasts]
Lisa Simpson : Ooh.
Man Selling Malibu Stacey : Yeah, they took her off the market after some kid put both his eyes out.
Lisa Simpson : Oh, my.
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Bart : [after Homer tells his family about his barbershop quartet] Man, that's some story!
Lisa Simpson : But there are still a few things I don't get. Like, how come we never heard about this until today?
Bart : Yeah. And what happened to the money you made?
Lisa Simpson : Why haven't you hung up your gold records?
Bart : Since when could you write a song?
Homer : [laughs] There are perfectly good answers to those questions, but they'll have to wait for another night. Now off to bed!
[Bart and Lisa leave the room]