- Nelson Muntz: [confused at the Whack-A-Mole game] What do you hit them with? There's no mallet!
- Ned Flanders: You can stop Satan with your faith.
- Nelson Muntz: With my face? You calling me ugly?
- Ned Flanders: No, no, no, I think you're beautiful!
- Nelson Muntz: Oh, that's it!
- [goes after Ned]
- Ned Flanders: Aaaaah!
- Ned Flanders: Sell Storytown Village? Why, you gotta be off your tuffet. Well, it's been closed for so long, and-and I thought I could turn it into a, a Christian theme park.
- The Rich Texan: Christian, eh? Well, that's different.
- Ned Flanders: The thing is, I don't have a lot of money.
- The Rich Texan: Then what the hell good are you? Beat it, you hippie!
- Ned Flanders: But I...
- The Rich Texan: You're right, that was harsh. Tell you what... Maybe I could donate the park as a tax write-off.
- Ned Flanders: [gasps] If you could do that, I'll make this place a shining beacon for the Lord.
- The Rich Texan: Oh, you are so full of it... God's grace, that is. It's really sickening... there aren't more people like you. Now, get out... your pen, and we'll make it official.
- Ned Flanders: Oh, bless you sir!