The Simpsons (TV Series)
Itchy & Scratchy: The Movie (1992)
Nancy Cartwright: Bart Simpson, Bride, Nelson Muntz
Quotes
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Marge : Now be good for Grampa while we're at the parent-teacher meeting. We'll bring back dinner.
Lisa : What are we gonna have?
Homer : Well, that depends on what your teachers say. If you've been good, pizza. If you've been bad... uh... let's see... poison.
Lisa : What if one of us has been good and one of us has been bad?
Bart : Poison pizza.
Homer : Oh, no. I'm not making two stops.
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[as punishment for letting Maggie wander off, Homer decrees that Bart can never go to the "Itchy & Scratchy Movie."]
Bart : Dad, you gotta let me see that movie! Can't you just give me a spanking?
[drops his pants, turns around, and bends over]
Bart : Come on, go nuts!
Homer : Don't point that thing at me!