The Simpsons (TV Series)
Lisa's Rival (1994)
Nancy Cartwright: Bart Simpson, Todd Flanders, Ralph Wiggum
Quotes
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Ralph : My cat's breath smells like cat food.
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Ralph : I bent my wookie.
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Lisa : [Lisa turns a fan on to demonstrate a snow storm over her complete diarama. It promptly tilts, then blows out the window] Is it okay?
Bart Simpson : [looks out the window, then turns back to Lisa] The important thing is that we survived.
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Bart Simpson : [in small tape recorder] Note for later. Put rubber spider down Lisa's dress.
[laughs at that, clicks tape player off and then hesitates a few seconds, and then turns the recorder back on to laugh a few more times]
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Bart : Lis, can you keep it down? I'm in the middle of a crank call here.
Principal Skinner : [on phone] Actually, my refrigerator *wasn't* running. You've saved me quite a bit of spoilage. Thank you, anonymous young man.
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Bart : [after her diorama blows out the window, Lisa is sure she will lose to Alison unless she does something. Consoling her, Bart draws up a plan] Tomorrow morning when Alison steps out of her house, we spray her with the hose, soaking her head to foot, well leaving us relatively dry.
Lisa : Relatively?
Bart : Well, there's bound to be some splash back.
Lisa : Bart, her being wet isn't going to help me win the contest!
Bart : [slyly] Well, we could sabotage her diorama, making her look bad in front of the entire school.
Lisa : [positively gleeful] Perfect!
Bart : And leaving her with the most dramatic soaking of her life!
Lisa : Enough with the hose!
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Bart Simpson : I couldn't find much on our rivalry, but I did manage to get Millhouse on America's Most Wanted.
Agent 1# : [driving toward school sees Millhouse playing on monkey bars] There he is on the monkey bars. Try to take him out alive.
[the other FBI guy jams the gas pedal down and heads right towards the monkey bars. Many other children stat to flee while screaming]
Milhouse Van Houten : Oh no! Not again.
[jumps off just in time as the car smashes into them, causing them to break into a dozen parts]