The Simpsons (TV Series)

Little Girl in the Big Ten (2002)

Harry Shearer: Principal Skinner, Dr. Hibbert, Technician, Sheep, Anthro Student #2, Scratchy, Lenny

Quotes 

• Principal Skinner : Now I will take any questions from Honor Students.

  Agnes Skinner : [Agnes shows up at the school knocking a student out of her way]  I've got a question. How dare you wear white? I hear what you do at night.

  Principal Skinner : Security!

  Agnes Skinner : [Two Kids drag Agnes off the school grounds]  Get your hands off of me.

• Mrs. Pommelhorst : Lisa, gym isn't just about encouraging fitness, it's also about exposing weakness. Check minus.

  Principal Skinner : Are you mad, Brunella? You can't fail Lisa. She's the only child keeping this school accredited. Without her, we'd have to release these children back into the forest. So, let's just turn that minus into a plus.

  Mrs. Pommelhorst : [blocking his pen with her own]  Skinner, I took an oath. And by Xena, this girl's failing gym.

  Principal Skinner : Perhaps we could get her a private coach.

  Mrs. Pommelhorst : Well, I know a coach, but he's tough. He defected *into* East Germany.

• Dr. Hibbert : [inspecting Bart's mosquito bite]  Hmm... now, you're sure you haven't been to China? There's no shame in it.

  Bart Simpson : No. I told you. A mosquito came out of my Laffy Meal and bit me.

  Marge Simpson : What's wrong with him, Doctor? It can't be mange. I just had him dipped.

  Dr. Hibbert : Your son is exhibiting classic symptoms of Panda Virus. Here, take a look.

  [as he gives her a magnifying glass, he shows her that Bart's bite looks like a miniature panda] 

  Marge Simpson : I knew it was serious when he said he didn't want ice cream.

  Bart Simpson : I did want ice cream.

  Marge Simpson : Well, your father ate it all.

  Dr. Hibbert : Now, don't worry. These pills will take care of everything. But for a week, Bart will be highly infectious to others.

  Bart Simpson : Contagious? Outrageous! I got me some teachers to lick.

  Dr. Hibbert : [chuckling]  Well, I don't know about that, but don't worry. While you're infectious, you will lead a normal life full of normal social interaction.

  Bart Simpson : I don't like how many times you said "normal".

  Dr. Hibbert : You'll be living in this bubble. It's clear plastic so the world can see how normal you are.