The Simpsons (TV Series)

Little Girl in the Big Ten (2002)

Karl Wiedergott: Anthro Lecturer

Quotes 

• Anthro Lecturer : [showing his class an "Itchy & Scratchy" cartoon]  So, what does this cartoon "mean"?

  Tina : It shows how the depletion of our natural resources has pitted our small farmers against each other.

  Anthro Lecturer : Yes, and birds go "tweet". What else?

  Milhouse Van Houten : Hey, mister, put the cartoon back on.

  Anthro Lecturer : I'm sorry, boys. We don't allow children in this class.

  Milhouse Van Houten : What about Lisa? She's only 8.

  Tina : [murmurs from the class]  Lisa, did you lie to us?

  Lisa : Well, I just wanted to belong. For once, I felt I was with intellectual equals.

  Carrie : I can't believe I cheated off an 8-year-old.

  Lisa : [crying, she leaves]  I guess we won't be biking through Italy.

  Carrie : She's worse than that 80-year-old who pretended to be a freshman.

  Hans Moleman : I just wanted a place to sit down.