The Simpsons (TV Series)

Monty Can't Buy Me Love (1999)

Michael McKean: Arthur Fortune, Jerry Rude

Quotes 

• Jerry Rude : So, Monty, tell us when was your first gay experience.

  Mr. Burns : Oh, that was when I was 5. My father took me to the park, that was a gay old time.

• Mr. Burns : Now, Mr. Rude, I want you to know I'm a good sport, so if you want to make fun of my legendary love of cashews, have at it!

  Jerry Rude : Uh-huh. Alright.

• Jerry Rude : Question 2. How long is your weiner, seriously?

  Mr. Burns : Great heavens! What kind of Radiola show is this?