The Simpsons (TV Series)
Mr. Spritz Goes to Washington (2003)
Dan Castellaneta: Homer Simpson, Louie, Mayor Quimby, Grampa Simpson, Krusty the Clown, Rich Texan, Sideshow Mel, Larry Fine, John Armstrong, Elderly Congressman, Currency Committee Member 1, Janitor
Quotes
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Marge Simpson : Krusty! We came to see how many campaign promises you've kept.
Krusty the Clown : Uh, let's see... did I promise to be a slave to big oil?
Marge Simpson : No.
Krusty the Clown : Well, then none.
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Krusty the Clown : Look at this list of words they won't let me say on the air.
Bart Simpson : Oh, all the good ones. Hmm, I never even heard of number nine.
Krusty the Clown : It's doing thirteen while she's eleven-ing your five.
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Krusty the Clown : Uh, just one thing. Are you guys any good at covering up any youthful and middle-aged indiscretions?
Mr. Burns : Are these indiscretions romantic, financial, or treasonous?
Krusty the Clown : A Russian hooker. You tell me.
Mr. Burns : Oh, no problem. We'll say you were on a fact-finding mission.
Krusty the Clown : I did find out one fact. She was a guy.
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Elderly Congressman : Why, this news make my blood boil, my left arm feel numb, my mouth taste of copper! Arrgggh!
[congressman collapses]
Marge : He's had a heart-attack! Quick someone do CPR!
Homer Simpson : [singing] I see a bad moon rising...
Marge : No that's CCR!
Homer Simpson : Errr...
[singing]
Homer Simpson : Looks like we're in for nasty weather...
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[Homer bursts into Congress, drunk]
Homer : You call this a bicameral legislature?
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[the Simpsons' drywall collapses and Maggie crawls out of it]
Homer : [in baby talk] Maggie. That's where you were, honey. You were hiding in the drywall, yes you were. Daddy's sure happy Social Services didn't see this, yes he is.
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Homer : Krusty, you let everyone down. And even worse, you let down this sacred document.
[Homer brandishes a rolled-up scroll]
Krusty the Clown : You're right. It's time I made a difference!
[Krusty storms off]
Lisa Simpson : Dad, this is a kids menu where you help Yogi Bear get to the Washington Monument.
Homer : ...stained with the blood of American patriots.
Lisa Simpson : That's jelly.
Homer : ...from the Unknown Toaster.
[Homer salutes]
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Krusty the Clown : you cant judge me that skit it was in a diffrent time 1998.