The Simpsons (TV Series)

The Dad Who Knew Too Little (2003)

Hank Azaria: Turbo Diary, Salesman, Commander, Chief Wiggum, Prospector, Moe Szyslak, Carl, Dexter Colt, Protester, Lou, Motel Clerk, Flying Giuseppe, Cletus

Quotes 

• Dexter Colt, P.I. : You know, Homer, ever Since I first met you, I always knew I would kill you in a hall of mirrors.

• Dexter Colt, P.I. : Where's Principal Skinner's office?

  Groundskeeper Willie : Wait a minute. You can't just walk in there.

  Dexter Colt, P.I. : You know, you're the spitting image of the Aberdeen strangler.

  Groundskeeper Willie : Carry on.

  [leaves, whistling] 

• Chief Wiggum : [to Marge]  Would an innocent person flee?

  [beat] 

  Chief Wiggum : No, really, tell me, I honestly don't know.

  Lou : Chief, no.

  Ralph : Even I knew that!

  Chief Wiggum : Yeah, I'm, I'm not good...