The Simpsons (TV Series)
The Regina Monologues (2003)
Julie Kavner: Marge Simpson
Quotes
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Ian McKellen : Please, take these free tickets to my play!
Homer : What? What play?
Ian McKellen : We thespians believe it's bad luck to mention the name of this particular play out loud.
Homer : You mean 'MacBeth'?
[a car splashes Ian McKellen]
Ian McKellen : Quiet, you blundering fool! You'll curse us all!
Homer : What, by saying 'MacBeth'?
[an anvil falls on Ian McKellen's foot]
Ian McKellen : OW! Stop saying it!
Homer : Saying what?
Ian McKellen : 'MACBETH'! Oh, now I've said it.
[McKellen is hit by lightning]
Bart Simpson : This is cool! 'MacBeth', 'MacBeth', 'MacBeth'.
[McKellen is hit by lightning each time Bart says 'MacBeth']
Marge Simpson : Bart, stop saying 'MacBeth'!
[McKellen is hit by lightning]
Lisa Simpson : Mom, you said 'MacBeth'.
[McKellen is hit by lightning]
Homer : Mr. 'MacBeth', I'm really sorry.
[McKellen is hit by lightning]
Ian McKellen : That's quite alright. You didn't know.
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Homer Simpson : Well Marge, you gotta admit, I've been on my best behaviour this trip.
Marge Simpson : You punched out three people on the street.
Homer Simpson : That was over soccer results. Can you believe they gave Giggs a yellowcard in the box?
Marge Simpson : Do you understand any part of what you just said?
Homer Simpson : I understood the word 'gave'... unless it means something else in this country!
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Homer Simpson : Oh Marge, I am so sorry. I should have listened to whatever it was you were saying.
Marge Simpson : It's partly my fault. I've been nagging you so much on this trip; you couldn't know which nags to focus on!