The Simpsons (TV Series)

The Sweetest Apu (2002)

Hank Azaria: Apu Nahasapeemapetilon, Comic Book Guy, Moe Szyslak, Carl, Disco Stu, Old Jewish Guy, Professor Frink, Kirk Van Houten, Delivery Man, Divorce Lawyer

Quotes 

• Manjula : Apu, you have completed the list. You may now move back with your family in your never ending disgrace.

  Homer : Wait a minute. You forgot to eat a light bulb.

  Apu : Thank you very much, you fat blabbermouth. Sorry, sorry. It's been a rough month.

  Homer : [gives him light bulb]  Here you go.

  [whispers] 

  Homer : Don't worry. I soaked it in the toilet to soften it up.

• Manjula : You remind me of the monkey man who killed my father's chickens.

  Divorce Lawyer : Yes, I get that a lot.

• Divorce Lawyer : When will you Humans learn that your "Feelings", as you call them, can stand in the way of big cash settlements? Whoo-ha-ha-ha!

  [Dances on the table]