The Simpsons (TV Series)

Treehouse of Horror IX (1998)

Hank Azaria: Moe Szyslak, Snake, Apu, Chief Wiggum, Dr. Nick Riviera, Lou

Quotes 

• Chief Wiggum : Homer Simpson, you're under arrest for the murders of Moe Syzslak and Apu Nahassa... passa... well, just Moe, just Moe.

• Chief Wiggum : At this time, we have no leads, but I can safely say that Apu didn't suffer.

  Lou : It looks like he suffered to me chief.

  Chief Wiggum : Aw, jeez, Lou. How long were you planning on letting me drink this stuff?

• Apu Nahasapeemapetilon : Snake? You're dead!

  Homer Simpson : I know you are, but what am I?

• Moe Szyslak : [coughing]  Oh, God! You smokers disgust me. Hey 'Pu, you got a breakfast cereal for people with syphilis?

• Moe Szyslak : You're looking unusually focused this morning.

  Snake/Homer : Shut your squeal hole, booze-jockey!