The Six Million Dollar Man (TV Series)

The Deadly Test (1975)

Tim O'Connor: Colonel Joe Gordon

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• Margaret : [on speakerphone]  It's Mrs. Madden.

  Colonel Joe Gordon : [sighs deeply]  What is it this time?

  Margaret : She says she's heard that we have a Chinese pilot being trained here. She thinks he's a spy.

  Colonel Joe Gordon : Hmpf. Spies, eh? Well, tell the old bat that the only spying the gang does is in the centerfold girly magazines.

• Colonel Joe Gordon : Doggone it, Cowboy. Year in and year out, all I ever get is routine. Then you come down here for two weeks, I go on a vacation and what happens? Everything! You space cowboys have all the fun. Come on, jump in. No sense wearing out your feet.

  Col. Steve Austin : Did you catch any fish?

  Colonel Joe Gordon : What do you think, marshmallow arm?