- Oscar Goldman: I can't believe it's you, Bert. You, doing this.
- Bert Carrington: Please do believe it, Oscar, it is me.
- Oscar Goldman: My God.
- Bert Carrington: Oscar, telephone Neville airbase. Use that eh, priority one codename of yours, 'Snow White' . Use that, and the red tape shall be parted and they will let my millions go.
- Col. Steve Austin: Now Carrington told me that he'd always beaten you, ever since school, at everything.
- Oscar Goldman: That's true.
- Col. Steve Austin: Well this time he lost.
- Oscar Goldman: So did I, pal...
- Oscar Goldman: You could have made this look a little more like a legitimate government project.
- MacGregor: We brought this bunch of hoodlum deadbeats here to get gold out of this mountain quickly and quietly period. We're not paying them to try to look legitimate.
- Connors: [having arrested Steve Austin for trespassing] Hop right in there, pretty boy, don't get your suit dirty.
- Connors: [Steve Austin has stopped a runnaway mine car using his bionic strenght] How, how did you do that?
- Col. Steve Austin: It runs in the family.
- Connors: [panting] Thanks...
- Col. Steve Austin: Any time, pretty boy.