- Oscar Goldman: You'll never guess who called me today.
- Col. Steve Austin: Oh, who?
- Oscar Goldman: Dr. Emil Losey.
- Col. Steve Austin: Losey, hey, how is that old guy?
- Oscar Goldman: Oh, he's fine. I miss him. Especially his genius.
- Oscar Goldman: The country that develops hydrogen fusion, would be the worlds greatest power.
- Col. Steve Austin: I know, Oscar, I just didn't want to step on your lines, you get such a pleasure delivering them.
- [Callahan giggles]
- Oscar Goldman: Just what's so funny about this. Wait a minute, this is a very serious matter.
- Oscar Goldman: I'm sorry, Oscar, it's you just take such a wordy way to get to the point.
- Col. Steve Austin: Open your mouth, Callahan.
- Peggy Callahan: I wll not.
- Col. Steve Austin: Look, if you wanna prove that your fiancée is innocent, open your mouth.
- Peggy Callahan: My mother is the only person in the whole world who loves me completely. And she'll be broken hearted when she learns about you.
- Gene Finney: Learns what about me?
- Peggy Callahan: That you're a cad. Perhaps the caddiest cad I have ever met.