- Dori Doreau: [Sledge Hammer turns on the TV] What's so important?
- Sledge Hammer: Liam Johnson is being interviewed. We should have more judges like him.
- Captain Trunk: We did. In the Spanish Inquisition. That man is completely over the edge.
- Dori Doreau: Didn't he put a man on the Death Row and leave him there until he died of old age?
- Sledge Hammer: And nobody mentions his sense of humour.
- Reporter Brianne O'Brian: We all know how you feel about the death penalty. Where do you stand on the electric chair?
- Judge Liam Jackson: Right next to the switch.
- Dori Doreau: I think you've found your hustler.
- Sledge Hammer: No kidding, Doreau
- Dori Doreau: Let's take her in
- Sledge Hammer: Not yet, I got one more game to play
- Dori Doreau: What are you gonna do if she wins?
- Sledge Hammer: Shoot her.